What’s your name?
my name is thom.
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How tall are you?
i am taller than my younger brother and shorter than my older brother.
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Do you have a family?
i live with my wife, martha, a great elf and our daughter alta lucia, she is a princess elf.
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How old are you?
for an elf i am pretty young but much older than you.
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What do you look like?
i look just like my dad.
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What’s your favorite color?
my favorite color is plaid.
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What do you like to eat?
i love to eat minnow pizzas. well, that and popcorn. three kernels and i’m full.
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Why can’t I see you?
I am afraid of being squished by a human foot.
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When is your birthday?
my birthday is august 15 and i can hardly wait.
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Do you have a pet?
we have a cat named nickerson. he is normal size and we ride him around the lake.